Sleep Walkers (Part 1 of 2)

James! What's up man? You haven't been picking up your calls or responding to any emails for nearly a year. I hope you're good, me and mum have been worried sick about you. I know dad's death took a huge toll on you, you guys were like the best of buds; I remember you in your teenage years, always alone, only person you'd ever open up to was dad. He's in a better place little bro, he'd want to see you move on and progress. 

A Short Update and Short Poem

I'll begin this piece with a piece of information. I'll be releasing the first part of a two part creepypasta on... wait for it... you know what, I've decided I'll make it a surprise release in two days time. So now the update begins.

Intellectual Life (CreepyPasta)

My last creepypasta amassed a nice sum of readers so I reckoned I would make another one. I hope you enjoy...

Words like Nigger (Controversy & Stigma)

Time for some political type shit. That introduction would probably piss the fuck out of any English teacher😆, they'd be like "That is not an articulate introduction, in fact it is indubitably the most inarticulate, reckless and insubordinate embarking of an English essay I have ever stumbled upon", and to them I say, fuck you; I can "embark" on my essays anyhow I fucking want... Okay no more frequent curse words.

Change (Alongside It's Irony)

Basically I've been going through some old blog posts(still can't believe it's been four years since I made this blog...2014, what a year) and an old journal I've had for approximately five years, and it's kind of hard not to notice the different transitions your personality takes over the years. From the more regular and fluctuating opinions on love

Sleep You (CreepyPasta attempt)

I swear starting is always the hardest part... I might just start my future posts with a simple "Fuck you, let's get into the topic of today". I swear it'd make life a lot easier. But being the polite person I am, I won't be using such vulgar language to start my tush and posh posts. So grab your cups of tea with your pinkys and let's get into the topic of the day... mate.☕

Update: Ads & More Content

So... how to begin. Welcome to the first official blog update, with us here today we have Shaquille O'Neal, OJ Simpson and narrating we have none other than Morgan Freeman. They won't be adding any comments, but you may imagine our special guests next to me in an official indoor basketball court, seats all occupied, with you in the front row directly in front of us, and us in front of those tables that athletes and sports players take questions, you know the one I'm talking about.. no? The one your player in NBA 2k takes press talks from😒. Shaquille O'Neal to the extreme right, T-Fade to his left, arms crossed, followed by Morgan Freeman and to the extreme left OJ Simpson, literally killing with the Jordans on his feet. Now imagine Morgan Freeman, whom I am, reading from this laminated paper written by Fade, for this event, which is what I am currently doing. Alright, I think the scene has been properly set.

Nigerian Music Scene with Gapsiso, First Interview..

Gapsiso is a hiphop recording artist based in Abuja. In his words, his music is all about repping his hood and speaking his mind and considers himself rather eccentric compared to your everyday rapper. Because of the buzz of his latest release I have decided to come into his world to see if his above comments hold any truth or if they are opinions spawned from the Aether. Also to uncover what inspired his latest track called “Kapitalist”. 

Why must we respect Abj boys?

Why money is the best source of 'HAPPINESS'

So where to start?... How about a nice monologue type introduction?... First a nice picture for this here post..

Best course of action, If dying for someone else?

What if I told you, the only purpose of our mortality is to give another being immortality. Would you think me mad? delusional? maybe I'm just quoting the introduction of a movie I have planned to release in 2022 (Some god based movie maybe)?