Sleep You (CreepyPasta attempt)

I swear starting is always the hardest part... I might just start my future posts with a simple "Fuck you, let's get into the topic of today". I swear it'd make life a lot easier. But being the polite person I am, I won't be using such vulgar language to start my tush and posh posts. So grab your cups of tea with your pinkys and let's get into the topic of the day... mate.☕