Sunday 31 December 2017

Words like Nigger (Controversy & Stigma)



Time for some political type shit. That introduction would probably piss the fuck out of any English teacher😆, they'd be like "That is not an articulate introduction, in fact it is indubitably the most inarticulate, reckless and insubordinate embarking of an English essay I have ever stumbled upon", and to them I say, fuck you; I can "embark" on my essays anyhow I fucking want... Okay no more frequent curse words.

Thursday 28 December 2017

Change (Alongside It's Irony)



Basically I've been going through some old blog posts(still can't believe it's been four years since I made this blog...2014, what a year) and an old journal I've had for approximately five years, and it's kind of hard not to notice the different transitions your personality takes over the years. From the more regular and fluctuating opinions on love

Tuesday 26 December 2017

Sleep You (CreepyPasta attempt)


I swear starting is always the hardest part... I might just start my future posts with a simple "Fuck you, let's get into the topic of today". I swear it'd make life a lot easier. But being the polite person I am, I won't be using such vulgar language to start my tush and posh posts. So grab your cups of tea with your pinkys and let's get into the topic of the day... mate.☕

Thursday 14 December 2017

Update: Ads & More Content

So... how to begin. Welcome to the first official blog update, with us here today we have Shaquille O'Neal, OJ Simpson and narrating we have none other than Morgan Freeman. They won't be adding any comments, but you may imagine our special guests next to me in an official indoor basketball court, seats all occupied, with you in the front row directly in front of us, and us in front of those tables that athletes and sports players take questions, you know the one I'm talking about.. no? The one your player in NBA 2k takes press talks from😒. Shaquille O'Neal to the extreme right, T-Fade to his left, arms crossed, followed by Morgan Freeman and to the extreme left OJ Simpson, literally killing with the Jordans on his feet. Now imagine Morgan Freeman, whom I am, reading from this laminated paper written by Fade, for this event, which is what I am currently doing. Alright, I think the scene has been properly set.

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