I read nosleep stories with my favourite creepypasta youtuber's voice

I've been reading creepypastas ever since I first heard of Slenderman and other internet spread creepy stories such as SCPs; they all sparked this unique feeling of uncertainty, a sense of "What if it's true though?". Growing older, I've become a lot more skeptical of their authenticity, to be flat out, they've become far less convincing. Don't get me wrong, the uncertainty is still there, but, not just the same as before; nowadays it takes a really good creepypasta to send shivers up my spine and instigate a surge of goosebumps from head to toe; but the validity of the stories isn't what I want to focus on in this write up, I want to talk about a slight "issue" I've been having recently concerning creepypastas.. I read nosleep stories with my favourite creepypasta youtuber's voice.

Suicide Cult (2 of 2)

Prior Story: Sleep Walkers

POLICE REPORT AUGUST 20^th, 2013:

The following logs were recovered from a dorm room believed to be that of Robert K. Smilt, a senior commanding officer. 

A raid of the aforementioned organization took place on the 6th of August after a distress call was received by Robert. On arrival, a mass suicide had taken place. Few members were found alive, and fewer perpetrators were arrested at the location; this led detectives to believe the organization likely had associations within the police force, in turn, allowing for a swift execution of a planned fail-safe. 

The phone by which the distress call was sent out was found beside a deceased Robert Smilt. The victim had been shot twice to the head; an isolated case as the remainder of bodies found within the compound had died from poisoning. The few members found alive had not consumed the wine handed to them, the wine is believed to be the medium of poisoning. Many more bodies were found in woodlands beside the compound, the majority of these corpses were effectively “crucified” on the trees. The victims are believed to have died of suffocation. Layers of ash were also noted within the area, scorched bones elude to cremated bodies. 

Autopsies reveal that all corpses found within the compound show, to some degree, varying levels of drug consumptions. The majority of the drugs digested were opiates, but substantial amounts of psychotropic substances were also present. The bodies found in the woodlands show, in some corpses, a similar composition of drug intake as the corpses found within the compound, while others show no such relation; due to this, investigators believe that some bodies found within the woodlands are those of non-members. A singular case of starvation and dehydration was also noted. Suffocation from crucifixion should occur long before starvation or dehydration; this singular case may also point towards torture and/or kidnapping, as of now no other corpse shows similar signs of malnutrition. Large amounts of fentanyl [Upwards of 10 kilograms] were also found within the compound and were confiscated following protocol accordingly. Studies on the log are yet to be done and conclusions are yet to be drawn by investigators.

Sleep Walkers (Part 1 of 2)

James! What's up man? You haven't been picking up your calls or responding to any emails for nearly a year. I hope you're good, me and mum have been worried sick about you. I know dad's death took a huge toll on you, you guys were like the best of buds; I remember you in your teenage years, always alone, only person you'd ever open up to was dad. He's in a better place little bro, he'd want to see you move on and progress. 

Intellectual Life (CreepyPasta)

My last creepypasta amassed a nice sum of readers so I reckoned I would make another one. I hope you enjoy...

Sleep You (CreepyPasta attempt)

I swear starting is always the hardest part... I might just start my future posts with a simple "Fuck you, let's get into the topic of today". I swear it'd make life a lot easier. But being the polite person I am, I won't be using such vulgar language to start my tush and posh posts. So grab your cups of tea with your pinkys and let's get into the topic of the day... mate.☕